The Micro Dick
Our cost efficient option
Sleek Black.
4.5 Inches of a little guy.
Veiny.
Ordering help: how prank mail works and shipping and tracking.
Introducing "The Micro Dick" - a tiny and discreet dildo that is perfect for pulling off the ultimate prank. This realistic-looking toy is sure to shock and surprise anyone on the receiving end.
Measuring in at just 4.5 inches, The Micro Dick is the perfect size for sending through the mail without drawing attention. Its veiny texture and lifelike design give it a realistic appearance.
The Micro Dick's small size and discreet design make it the perfect choice for making a big impact without being too overbearing. It's the ultimate prank mail weapon, sure to leave your recipients speechless and stunned. Don't miss out on the opportunity to play the biggest and best prank of your life – order The Micro Dick now!
Use the purchase option above or open the Micro Dick product listing for the current price and quantity selection. For help with delivery, read how prank mail works and the shipping and tracking FAQ.