Introducing "The Micro Dick" - a small and discreet dildo that is perfect for pulling off the ultimate prank. This realistic-looking toy is sure to shock and surprise anyone on the receiving end.

The Micro Dick measures in at 4.5 inches, making it perfect for sending through the mail without drawing attention. Its veiny texture and lifelike design give it a realistic appearance.

The Micro Dick's small size and discreet design make it the perfect choice for making a big impact without being too overbearing. It's the ultimate prank mail weapon, sure to leave your recipients speechless.

Choose your quantity here for an individual order. To send small gifts over six consecutive months, review the small monthly package. Read the ordering guide and shipping FAQ before checkout.