Shipping FAQ

• Orders are processed to be shipped within 12 hours after being placed.

• For best results, we highly suggest you send your dick to their place of work!  

• Orders are completely anonymous and the sender is Dick in the mail.

• We cannot guarantee a certain day at which the package is to arrive, so please plan accordingly.

• To note* due to Covid-19 supply chain constraints and to keep prices low , large dildos take 3-6 weeks to be received. Please plan accordingly. The alternative over this wait time was to increase price by a significant margin which we are not doing. Tracking numbers are emailed as soon as they are assigned.

• Please note, the tracking number is correct please be patient as shipping carriers assign the tracking number to your order. This may take from 7-11 business days from fulfillment to show your order’s progression throughout the supply chain.

  Please enter your tracking number provided into FedEx, USPS, or Global.Cainiao.com. Please check your tracking number provided under all carriers mentioned above before reaching out to support.

  Once the carrier assigns a tracking number, you will see the shipping progression of your order.

  In order to keep pricing low, we utilize FedEx, USPS, or Global.Cainiao.com from our manufacturing facility.

  Please enter your tracking number for all carriers below:

  • https://www.usps.com/

  • https://global.cainiao.com/

  • https://www.fedex.com/en-us/home.html

• Below is a Image of what Packaging your Dildo will arrive in, and how it will appear to your Recipient!