The Black Dragon.

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Big Ass Black Dildo
The Black Dragon
Sale Price:$49.99 Original Price:$74.99

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A massive Black Dildo over 14 inches and weighing more than 3 pounds.

Our best choice for a shock factor.

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Introducing the unparalleled "Black Dragon" – a fearsome 14.5-inch, 3-pound black dragon dildo that is unrivaled for executing the ultimate prank. This imposing black dragon toy is destined to stun and bewilder anyone who has the misfortune of crossing paths with it.

The exquisite craftsmanship of the black dragon dildo is evident in its lifelike texture and realistic design. This exquisite black dragon looks and feels uncannily like the real thing, ensuring that its presence is unforgettable. The robust construction of the black dragon dildo guarantees that it can endure the rigors of shipping without sustaining any damage.

The sleek black design of the black dragon dildo adds an air of mystery and fascination to your prank, while its staggering size and weight ensure it will leave an indelible impression on your unsuspecting victims. The black dragon is the epitome of perfection when it comes to making a massive impact and shocking your targets into disbelief.

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